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Yentabytes and Shiksabytes

From David Friend at Vanity Fair

“One petabyte is equivalent to million gigabytes. A zettabyte is a million petabytes. A yottabyte is a thousand zettabytes.”
The New York Times, March 2, 2010david_friend

Linguists who study changes in Internet-related terminology have discovered an increasing use of ever-more-bizarre and sometimes Yiddish-sounding phrases when it comes to characterizing large quantities of digital information. As a service to Web users, VF Daily offers this handy glossary of new terms:

Yentabyte: a thousand hectoring emails

Centayentabyte: a million yentabytes

Placentabyte: an overbearing mother snooping around her child’s Facebook account

Shiksabyte: the Sports Illustrated Bathing Suit Issue online photo archives

Pitabyte: a computer chip deliberately dipped in hummus

Wonchahavabyte: an online invitation to nosh (as in: “Eat! Later, we’ll blog!”)

Cleptobyte: a gigabyte of stolen data

Peptobyte: a gigabyte of pink-hued antacid

Ovabyte: an orthodotically challenged “Say Cheese” photo on a social networking site

Gagabyte: one too many streaming videos of Lady Gaga

Yodabyte: the online Star Wars database (see also: Wookiepedia)

Ferblondjibyte: a gigabyte of lost data (usually occurs after forgetting to back up one’s hard drive)

Fermishtabyte: a gigabyte of scrambled, meaningless data

Fercocktabyte: a million fermishtabytes (also known as an ongepotchkebyte)

Shlemielabyte: the noodnik who loses a fercocktabyte

Shlemazelbyte: the guy the noodnik blames for making him lose the fercocktabyte

Shmaggeggebyte: the tech-support guy who tries to help the noodnik find his lost fercocktabyte

Megillabyte: the entire Internet

The State of The Internet

Tending the Garden of Technology

From Andrew Lawler, Orion Magazine

For Wired magazine cofounder Kevin Kelly, technology is neither the practical nor the neutral result of scientific discoveries, but a powerful universal force for creating opportunities. He speaks in unapologetically theological terms. The internet is “a miracle and a gift” that allows phpthumb_generated_thumbnailjpghumans to organize and create in radically new ways. He says that we are moving from being People of the Book to People of the Screen. Kelly’s radical pronouncements earn fire from both sides of the chasm between religion and science, even as he seeks to see beyond those dogmas. Today he wants to “talk about faith using the vocabulary and logic of science.” When I arrive at Kelly’s home south of San Francisco, he’s sweaty from riding his bike up the steep hill, which rises from the coast. Poet, wanderer, publisher, cross-country bicyclist, former hippie, and self-described nerd, Kelly’s trimmed white beard is that of a New England clipper-ship captain. His home office is perched in a wooded neighborhood and has the pleasant feel of a lived-in tree house, the floor strewn with books and papers and gadgets.

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Look Who’s Talking: The Turing Test’s 3,000 Year History - And My Proposed Modification

From Richard Eskow, 3 Quarks Daily.

In his famous experiment, Alan Turing pictured somebody talking with another person and a computer, both of which are out of sight.  If they’re unable to tell the computer from the human being, the machine has passed the “Turing Test.”  But here’s a question for a human or a machine to answer:  Why did Turing pick speech as his proof? 6a00d8341c562c53ef0128765060e9970c-300wi

The Test is usually described as way to determine whether a computer has achieved consciousness, but Turing’s original framing was more subtle.  “I believe (the question of whether machines can think) to be too meaningless to deserve discussion,” he wrote.  “Nevertheless I believe that at the end of the century the use of words and general educated opinion will have altered so much that one will be able to speak of machines thinking without expecting to be contradicted.”

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How Buildings Will Communicate With the Smart Grid

From Jim Sinopoli, Automated Building.

The electrical utility grid that Thomas Edison initiated over 100 years ago is long overdue for an overhaul. It will be a 180 degree change in the utility business model, going from selling more and more energy to consumers to putting everyone on a healthy energy “diet”. The entire concept of the utility grid, buildings, vehicles, energy sources and energy storage all communicating with one another to enable the efficient use of energy is ambitious and breathtaking. It will be the details of implementation that will determine its success.

Much of the Smart Grid is obviously focused on utility grids not necessarily buildings. However, some of the characteristics of the Smart Grid effort addresses the integration of distributed energy resources, demand response, demand-side resources, ‘‘smart’’ appliances and consumer devices, plug-in electric and hybrid electric vehicles, thermal-storage air conditioning, and timely information and control options for consumers. Intuitively we know that a smart grid without smart buildings would be a greatly diminished deployment and a very expensive lost opportunity. graphic1

The larger question is what are the attributes and characteristics of the connection between smart buildings and the smart grid? What are the applications? What is the communications interface? How will it be addressed technically? What could or will it mean for building owners and facility management? Buildings are being designed and upgraded to be energy efficient but that effort often is disconnected from the Smart Grid initiative- how do we get the two in sync? Let’s start with the possibilities of applications and then review the possible communications protocols.

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The Age of The Informavore: A Talk With Frank Schirrmacher

From Edge

We are apparently now in a situation where modern technology is changing the way people behave, people talk, peoplschirrmacher2011e react, people think, and people remember. And you encounter this not only in a theoretical way, but when you meet people, when suddenly people start forgetting things, when suddenly people depend on their gadgets, and other stuff, to remember certain things. This is the beginning, its just an experience. But if you think about it and you think about your own behavior, you suddenly realize that something fundamental is going on. There is one comment on Edge which I love, which is in Daniel Dennett’s response to the 2007 annual question, in which he said that we have a population explosion of ideas, but not enough brains to cover them.

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Can Anyone Stop Facebook?

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From Farhad Manjoo, Slate.

Nearly a year ago—in the course of cajoling people into joining the ubiquitous social network—I marveled at Facebook’s astonishing growth rate: The site had just signed up its 150 millionth member, and about 370,000 people were joining every day. “At this rate,” I wrote, “Facebook will grow to nearly 300 million people by this time next year.” I confess, though, that I didn’t think it was possible for the site to keep growing at that rate. Every hot Web site begins to fade at some point, and back then, the tech world was enamored of an upstart that was gaining lots of attention from celebrities and the media—Twitter. Even Facebook seemed scared of the micro-blogging site. In June, it redesigned its user pages to display updates as quickly as Twitter does, a move that prompted a barrage of threats to quit.

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Journalism 2009: Desperate Metaphors, Desperate Revenue Models, And The Desperate Need For Better Journalism

From Arianna Huffington, The Huffington Post.

I was asked to give a tech1speech this morning at a journalism conference in Washington, DC sponsored by the Federal Trade Commission. The topic, as it so often seems to be these days, is what can be done to save journalism? Since Rupert Murdoch was scheduled to address the conference a little before me, I thought this would be a good time to take a look at Murdoch’s increasingly bellicose war against new media sites that aggregate the news, the increasingly desperate revenue models being discussed for online news, and what, in fact, needs to be done to ensure that journalism will not only survive, but thrive.

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Should Google Worry?

From newser

Google is under media attack.

Rupert Murdoch is the most outspoken anti-Googlist, but his fulminations are now followed by a new book, Googled: The End of the World As We Know It, by the New Yorker’s media writer, Ken Auletta—the closest thing the media world has to a court biographer—which collects the further fulminations of, seemingly, all other top media executives.

David Carr, the New York Times’s media writer, who has made himself the paper’s ex-officio PR representative, today blames the fall of the media industry on Google’s ability to undercut the traditional media’s price for ads.

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